Heard around this home lately…
“Totino’s pizzas are like ducks… they mate for life. So if I eat one, you have to eat one too.”
We sing a lot of Les Mis mash-ups around this home. All of James’ versions end up sounding a lot like this:
“I LOVE YOU… even though there are TIGERS!!!….. without you, I’d sit at an empty table with an empty chair… because the TIGERS ate all the people who were singing….. then the TIGERS come again… with their voices all unhappy….”
James opens my Technological Graveyard Drawer, where things I break go to die:
“How many old broken ipods do we have???”
“Enough.”
“How can you have so many ways to listen to music… and yet so little taste in music.”
“I like all the music!”
“That’s what I mean.”
“Ok, now you can go do the dishes.”
“But I’m still hungry.”
“No you’re not — we just ate a full and nutritious meal.”
“This would never happen if I had groupies.”
“I don’t think groupies have domestic skills.”
“Hot pockets.”
(And look — we can finally use the porch again!!!! )
Confession: James and I are not fish-eaters. But we’re working on it!!! In a [fairly successful] attempt to replicate a salmon recipe that I love, I made this for dinner. Despite being very skeptical, James ate it… fast. Then he pushed his chair back and declared:
“Man vs Wild: Home Edition– DONE.”
“Can I take a photograph of you and Instagram it with that caption?”
“No — then people will think I’m a picky eater!”
Picky eater or not, I’m so glad I married him:
“You’re just lucky that you get to be on this train as long as you shall live… it’s like a tatoo: it lasts for life.”
The Art in Life 
Man, you guys are a lot funnier than we are.
…or maybe I just don’t think to write down any quotes…ever.
Just wait till that little baby starts talking… I’m sure he will be a funny one! 🙂
True…if the faces he makes are any indication, we’re in for it.
Come to think of it, we do like to have deep, thoughtful conversations with him…”I see where you’re coming from and recognize that you are upset and in need of clarity, but there is no fundamental reason why you should be crying right now.” 🙂 Stuff like that.
I love the quotes and the gorgeous pictures! You may not feel like much of a decorator, but your house looks so welcoming and warm. I am in love with the yellow kitchen.
And Heidi, I know you two! I know you say funny things. 🙂
Awww thanks! If I had to pick one quality for our apartment to have, I would sure choose welcoming! : )
you guys are just adorable.
Aw thanks! James is, and I just bask in his glow. 🙂